20 Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving But Aren’tw, that’s one terrific spread!
19> I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
18> Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
17> Talk about a huge breast!
16> It’s Cool Whip time!
15> If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
14> Are you ready for seconds yet?
13> It’s a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?
12> Just wait your turn. You’ll get some!
11> Don’t play with your meat.
10> Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
9> You still have a little bit on your chin.
8> Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
7> I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
6> How long will it take after you stick it in?
5> You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
4> Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
3> That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
2> Just lay back & take it easy… I’ll do the rest.
1> How long do I beat it before it’s ready?